This was incredibly deceptive: I thought there would be some Spongbob swag in there. Also, it tastes awful. I do not recommend purchasing the booty of a pirate. It tastes like plastic air. 

This was incredibly deceptive: I thought there would be some Spongbob swag in there.

Also, it tastes awful. I do not recommend purchasing the booty of a pirate. It tastes like plastic air. 

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Last night, I had a dream that we were called, “The Young Avengers”

TL;DR - my college trained telekinetics and other super powered kids, there was a huge battle in the city of Chicago because the BIG BADDIES of DC and Marvel joined with a mutating symbiote in order to start war and genocide. 

All my friends had powers, and we were all badasses. 

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
– (10 plays)

infamousr:

PROOF THAT I DO NOT CARE IF I EMBARRASS MYSELF
AS LONG AS I EMBARRASS SOMEONE ELSE WITH ME

( dedicated to Cakey Doughdlays )

I heard there was a secret poot
Dudley uses to play the flute
But you don’t really care for pootin’, do ya’?

It goes like this: a FRRT, a FLLT
At first you won’t smell it- THEN IT HITS
The goddamn kid, he’s playing HALLELUJAH

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelu-PLBBBBB-ujah.

At last he stopped, but you heard a POOT
So at night you left him on the roof
But his gas still somehow managed to get to ya’

Then you tied him to the kitchen chair
Stapled his butt shut- IT’S ONLY FAIR!
And every con-goer sang their HALLELUJAH

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelu-PLBBBB-ujah.

My friends are idiots.

1 month ago  Notes (7)

My friends on Skype.

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quartercirclejab:

kirsthestars replied to your post: kirsthestars replied to your photo: I made myself…
Oh dude, same. I don’t get when it shows like (jumping) or (slide) whatever at the end of the fatality commands. Like, are you supposed to be in the air when you key in the commands, or do you do it AFTER or…D8

Well, it’s basically the distance you need to be from your opponent when you do the commands. HERE, HAVE A DIAGRAM

This is what friends are for.

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Yo, this photo be cray. I just found it on my harddrive.  - Anyway, went apartment hunting again today, but the owner and agent didn’t respond to our emails or pickup their phones when we got to the property to see it, so we just left.Oh well.Then I spent the rest of the evening sort of reminiscing in my head about the Con, and about New Years in Florida. Re-watched some of the videos, and I got me some mad nostalgia again.I love that we’re all such nerds, conversing in speech memes and making references that only our community would understand. I look back, and I’m like, wow, we really don’t give a damn how strange we all looked together, or how strange we all sounded; we just enjoyed each other’s company. And we still do. I can’t wait until November to see those FREAKS again, and meet up with others. It’ll feel so warm to see their faces and feel their presence again.  EDIT: Oh god. Just watched our New Years video (I didn’t post it anywhere), and the very first thing we say after “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” is “HEEEEY JOHNNAAAAAY!” …

Yo, this photo be cray. I just found it on my harddrive. 

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Anyway, went apartment hunting again today, but the owner and agent didn’t respond to our emails or pickup their phones when we got to the property to see it, so we just left.
Oh well.

Then I spent the rest of the evening sort of reminiscing in my head about the Con, and about New Years in Florida. Re-watched some of the videos, and I got me some mad nostalgia again.
I love that we’re all such nerds, conversing in speech memes and making references that only our community would understand. I look back, and I’m like, wow, we really don’t give a damn how strange we all looked together, or how strange we all sounded; we just enjoyed each other’s company. And we still do.

I can’t wait until November to see those FREAKS again, and meet up with others. It’ll feel so warm to see their faces and feel their presence again. 

EDIT: Oh god. Just watched our New Years video (I didn’t post it anywhere), and the very first thing we say after “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” is “HEEEEY JOHNNAAAAAY!” …

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It’s times like this that I’m thankful to know good people. 

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To sum up my evening with something I said over playing Monopoly at ridiculously late hours: here are some waffles for your car.  …

To sum up my evening with something I said over playing Monopoly at ridiculously late hours: here are some waffles for your car. 

…

2 months ago  Notes (5)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

radiolocked:

theumbrellaseller:

meorkisyourpants:

New Korra trailer from Nick’s Upfront.

wow I’m actually crying????

OMG EXACTLY A MONTH FROM TODAY. THIS. AHH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GOOD TRAILER IS GOOD LET’S GO KORRA LET’S GO.

(via sketchlock)

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wiggidystoic: quartercirclejab: I’ve been making these little… Homestuck people things of some people I know on Skype for the last day or so. Nothing really fancy, just some old-school frankenspriting. Reminds me of the days when sprite comics used to still be popular.It’s more fun than I thought it’d be.  Oh Hamsteak. How you do go on. M-My T-Rex arms. However, just to clarify, I did chuck a water bottle at a guy’s head this winter.Homestuck, guys. edit: Why am I in a full length skirt that goes wiggly? 8I 

wiggidystoic:

quartercirclejab:

I’ve been making these little… Homestuck people things of some people I know on Skype for the last day or so. Nothing really fancy, just some old-school frankenspriting. Reminds me of the days when sprite comics used to still be popular.

It’s more fun than I thought it’d be. 

Oh Hamsteak. How you do go on.

M-My T-Rex arms. However, just to clarify, I did chuck a water bottle at a guy’s head this winter.

Homestuck, guys. 

edit: Why am I in a full length skirt that goes wiggly? 8I 

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quartercirclejab replied to your photo: After watching Ever After, we got some pretty…

wow, dave’s expression in this is KILLING ME

Some mild version of 8D and it’s beautiful.

 havingfunyetxkatanarama replied to your photo: After watching Ever After, we got some pretty…

Dave needs to lay off the mushrooms. so do you kirs.

Ask Dave, and he’ll also say that it’s the crotch and boat shoes’ fault. 

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Saw this on my friend’s Facebook (that’s him in the background), and I think it’s the most brilliant costume ever. 10 points to the doof who understands. 

Saw this on my friend’s Facebook (that’s him in the background), and I think it’s the most brilliant costume ever.

10 points to the doof who understands. 

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