Don’t dance too hard when you’re pregnant.
I’m eating cereal in the bathroom.
Now, I didn’t sleep last night and I’m kind of in a funk, so that’s all the reasoning you need.
By the way. This is where I ended up today.
Call realtor to schedule appointment. She says she called this morning.
- Realtor: "Weren't you the one with the weird voice mail?"
- Kirs: "Uhh. Yes, that would be me."
- Realtor: "AHAHA, THAT WAS YOU! GREAT! I think I'm going to like you!"
- Kirs: "AHAHA. Yeah, the voice mail was sort of a joke at first, now I can't get rid of it."
- Realtor: "HAHAHA, GREAT! I called and I was like. What the haaaayuuk? :D"
Good morning.
なにこのラクラクぶり！
Whoa. I guess it’s a good option if you want to replant it somewhere.
I literally whispered, “waaat thaaa faaaack…” to myself.
Because seriously.
What the fuck.
"the fuck is a hufflepuff
a blowfish"
John, speaking to Will (a Hufflepuff) about how the house mascots do not reflect their names.
He’s so mad. I can’t even.Holy crap, please watch this. I think I just peed. I am in tears. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!?
I CAN’T BREATHE
Fuck yEs THIS
ITS NOT A C O O k IE
Oh my god.
OF COURSE IT’S AN OOOORAAAANGE
In the process of making carrot cake today, and several womp-womp situations occured
Didn’t have any baking soda.
Too much vanilla in the icing.
Didn’t have white granulated sugar.
Not enough vanilla left for the batter.
Apple sauce had mint-shaped mold.
Cut my fingers forever on the carrots.
Too many carrots.
…
It’s all been resolved, but now the oven is hissing.
I hope I don’t poison anyone with this cake. I feel like I’ve done all the wrong things.
For months now, fans of NBC’s Parks and Recreation have been wondering just who might play Leslie Knope’s opponent in her race for city council. There’d been speculation that Katherine Hahn (Free Agent) might be tackling the role, but it turned out she’s set to play an adviser to one of Leslie’s rivals. With the election plotline heating up on the show — according to NBC’s listings, the next three scheduled episodes, including this Thursday’s, all have campaign themes — Vulture set out to discover the identity of Knope’s new nemesis. We believe we have done so, and it appears Leslie will be doing political battle against … Paul Rudd!
Incredibly unrelated to what the above says, but I have SHOTS by LMFAO playing right now, and it seems like this dude is dancing.
I am amused.